tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3800418468358939241.post2412540379467122206..comments2023-03-22T15:03:27.425-06:00Comments on Mind Candy: Thursday FunnyEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18283371243958478126noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3800418468358939241.post-20290135037420987142008-06-05T19:28:00.000-06:002008-06-05T19:28:00.000-06:00Oh, and a few of my favorite quotes from my favori...Oh, and a few of my favorite quotes from my favorite kids:<BR/><BR/>"mom, what's dickin' around?"<BR/><BR/>"Oh Honey, that is not for you!" <BR/>(while assisting in some swimsuit shopping)<BR/><BR/>"Oh COME ON, Anissa" (Anissa is mom)<BR/><BR/>"Hey Kiddo, whatcha eating back there?" "...Boogers..."<BR/><BR/>"mom? can I say bitch when I'm older?"Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18283371243958478126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3800418468358939241.post-26138131838666226252008-06-05T19:25:00.000-06:002008-06-05T19:25:00.000-06:00Wow... I don't have any kids of my own yet, but I...Wow... I don't have any kids of my own yet, but I've got some great moments from the kids I've been lucky enough to get to be around, from Trevor kicking his diaper (poo side down) on Derek's floor, to him several years later telling Jeff that "Buzz Lightyear is the SH!T!" and Taylon dropping his drawers right in the middle of the living room and peeing on the carpet, laughing like a maniac. Love those kiddos!Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18283371243958478126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3800418468358939241.post-92075495781953955122008-06-05T15:37:00.000-06:002008-06-05T15:37:00.000-06:00Lillian hauled off and slapped me... THERE... duri...Lillian hauled off and slapped me... THERE... during Delainie's preschool field day... in front of all the other parents... whilst I was walking. <BR/><BR/>After the five minute breather and jaw-clenching walk to the sidelines, I thought "I'll laugh about this later. DECADES later." <BR/><BR/>Not as much "embarrassing story" as it is "painful in the crotch/laugh cuz it ain't you" story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com