Monday, May 5, 2008

Share Your Worst!!

"I lost my number... can I have yours?"
"Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day!"
"Nice outfit... It would look better on my floor..."
In the spirit of disgusting pick up lines (see the post below!) Mind Candy invites you to share your worst pick up line. Give us the worst you've ever gotten... or God forbid, the worst you've ever used!!!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always used this one, and believe it or not, it ALWAYS worked. I'd just ask a girl, "Can I ask you a question?" and she'd say, "what?" and I'd go "Can I give a kiss?" I never got told no!
-Ambrosio

Anonymous said...

Personal Favorite has always been.. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?!"

Straight forward to the point, and you know the guy is not just staring at your chest... (Although it does lead to the possibility of a foot fetish, which is a little off putting)

Psuedocode said...

Hey you wanna play Cucamonga carnival?

That’s when you lay on top of me and i guess your weight!

Hey you asked for the worst!

Ambrosio said...

No no no, amigos. You have it all wrrrrrong. A-how you must entice a woman is with yourrrr best Latin accent, and you say... "te puedo prrreguntarrr algo?" And then you may ask any question you like, because, it is all in the rrrrr. You will be mopping la bonita up off the floorrrrr!

Anonymous said...

If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me.

Anonymous said...

So what should we name our first child?

Dirty said...

Can I buy you a fish sandwich ?

RealIsTay said...

You ain't gotta stare girl, come GITCHA SOME!

Anonymous said...

M: "Did it hurt?"
F: "Did what hurt?"
M: "When you fell from heaven?"


M: "Would you like a taste of my man sized manicotti?"
*Ok, I've never actually heard that, but it would be funny...and awful.*

Anonymous said...

When I grow up I want to be an astronaut so I can get all up in your space.

Anonymous said...

Is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

or...
Nice Ass wanna fuck?

Anonymous said...

You look like a gymnast, you you like to practice the spread eagle?

E said...

Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see myself in your pants!

Trent said...

I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I'm gonna make yo bed ROCK!! haha

E said...

I heard that milk does a body good, but damn baby, how much milk you been drinkin?

T.H.G. said...

how about.

"Hey, wanna come over to my place... My mom will be gone all weekend, and I have super nintendo"

T.H.G. said...

"Excuse me... Do you want to F%$# or should I apologize?"


"Baby, somebody better call god, cuz he's missing an angel!"

"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

and my personal favorite...

"Bond... James bond"

Ambrosio said...

Gentlemen, allow me to assist. What you must do is this. In a very soft, deep voice, repeat after me... "el carro rojo que tiene el perro, huele a mierda". Is poetry to a ladies' ears. Given, of course, that they do not understand...