Monday, May 5, 2008

Quite possibly... The. Worst. (Pick up line) EVER.

**Names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent and violated**

So a friend of mine was enjoying an evening downtown with friends and associates, when he left the crowd to visit the Men's room. Suddenly in the hallway, he was accosted by a female that he cannot describe (due to mental duress from the below mentioned exchange). Then, unfortunately... this happened.

Scary Girl: You're so hot, you're probably sweating like mofo under that shirt!

Anonymous Friend: "uh, what?"

SG: You're so hot, you're just drenched.

AF: "I'm sorry, what?"

And then she proceeded to turn around and violate him in the groinail area with her "endowed" behind...

My thoughts... WTF is WRONG with people??? Men, this is NOT. I repeat! NOT. somebody we claim as a member of the female mass. And if this is "YOU" reading this... please. Don't do that again.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is so... oh... a-how you say? DISGUSTING!!
-Ambrosio

E said...

OMG, what is wrong with people???

Unknown said...

Okay I was thinking why hasnt this ever happened to me.... I'm just a gross boy though.

Anonymous said...

I faintly remember "wanna do the blond chick!!!" yelled from a certain residence in west Evans years ago...
Cap't Mo.

E said...

Hey now, lets keep the past where it belongs, 'eh?
How did that one work, anyways? I was young and naive...